Bedtime Stories for the Emotionally Exhausted

Fairy tales with practical results

Annika found the old teapot on the beach. As she rubbed the sand off, a Djinn popped out. “I will grant you three wishes,” he said, with great solemnity, despite all the sand in his face. 

Annika thought for a minute. “I wish for a billion dollars.”

The Djinn crossed his thick forearms and nodded his great head. “Your wish is granted,” he said, his sonorous voice reverberating in the sea air. “And your second wish?”

Annika thought for a minute, though not as hard. “Nope, I’ve got a billion dollars. I’m good.”

And she left. To live on a billion dollars. 

Full story at Inglenook Lit [June 22, 2026]

The National Park Service Welcomes You, Maybe

We’re not just about bears. And you tourists are not just about trying to pet bears.

Last summer our @NatlParkService account was famous for warning people about bears in National Parks. But we’re not just about bears. And you tourists are not just about trying to pet bears.

The Weekly Humorist [June 6, 2024] Best of 2024

I Can’t Afford to Pay Employees a Living Wage and Still Take Home $9,000,000 a Year Making Egg Salad Sandwiches

We used to be able to hire staff at fifty cents, maybe four bucks an hour (for supervisors) but now, this crazy woke world,  we’re having a heck of a time hiring staff.

I don’t know what happened, we used to be able to hire staff at fifty cents, maybe four bucks an hour (for supervisors) but now, this crazy woke world,  we’re having a heck of a time hiring staff.

Or maybe only relying on selling a million egg salad sandwiches a day for $3.40 each is an unrealistic business model.

Full story at The Weekly Humorist [September 26, 2024]