Selected Stories
Bedtime Stories for the Emotionally Exhausted
Inglenook Lit
Homebody
The Saturday Evening Post Friday Fiction
Humor
Corporations Count as People, and Thanks to A.I., I Am Now a Real Boy
The Weekly Humorist (Best of 2025)
The National Park Service Welcomes You, Maybe
The Weekly Humorist (Best of 2024)
Your Campus Tour
Points in Case
Start Enjoying This Catalog You Think You’re Too Young To Get
The Weekly Humorist
The Backstory Cookbook: For Those Who Actually Prefer the Long Story About Why Food Is Essential Instead of Actual Recipes
The Weekly Humorist (Best of 2023)
I Can’t Afford to Pay Employees a Living Wage and Still Take Home $9,000,000 a Year Making Egg Salad Sandwiches
The Weekly Humorist
AI or College Student Trapped at Home for the Summer?
The Weekly Humorist
Escape Rooms for Adults
Points In Case
Great Junk Drawers of History
Points in Case
Normal Clothes, Explained
Points In Case
The Hallmark Channel’s Countdown to the 2020 Election
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
The Sunday Routine: How Walt Maguire, Forensic Puppeteer, Spends His Sundays
Vulture (Originally Splitsider)
Plays
Clinkers
This two-hander one-act is available from the Kinsman Black Box Script Database or learn more at New Play Exchange.
